I will never be the woman who...

• Knows bouncers to get access to exclusive night clubs

• Owns a Birkin bag

 • Can dance on “Bollywood” numbers without a sufficient account of alcohol in her system


• Gets drunk after 3 tequilla shots



• Can flirt back in a witty fashion


• Can make round and soft chapattis


• Knows anything more about the stock market expect that it exists and people make and lose money on it

• Has a patli kamar to lachkao


• Sits on PTA committees


• Can always talk in a calm voice


• Can laugh softly


• Is bored in a library or a book store

• Allows a man to carry her bags

• Can carry off the cargo pants-white shirt look


• Is able to walk with style in stilettos. Scratch that. Can wear stilettos in the first place


• Can wear a red dress and look hot and stylish (instead of looking like an older version of red riding hood)


• Can sit through a Farah Khan movie and not get a headache


• Can miss a Aamir Khan movie and not be bothered


• Stops believing in miracles


• Eats like a wannabe anorexic girl


• And the last one to borrow from Carrie of SATC fame... I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it :)