1) My hair will hardly ever be frizzy due to the low humidity. Think of the money I would save in hair products
2) It is pretty much guaranteed that any half decent boulangerie will serve lovely croissants and pain au chocolat
3) I could walk, walk and walk in a city steeped in history and beauty. Without sweating/fainting/dying of dehydration
4) I could sleep on the grass in jardins for 'quiet time'
5) I could wear scarves, boots and coats and look glam
6) I could have a summer house in Nice
7) I could fly to London, Madrid or Rome on a whim
8) I could have a glass/bottle of Chablis and awesome cheese and not pay an arm and leg for it
9) Suave European men :)
10) It's Paris man! I would be living the dream!!